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  (5/15) The Golden Age of Science Fiction Volume V: An Anthology of 50 Short Stories

  Various

  Series: 15 [5]

  Published: 2010

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  Product Description

  This Halcyon Classics ebook collection contains fifty science fiction short stories by more than forty different authors. Many of the stories in this collection were published during the heyday of popular science fiction magazines from the 1930s to the 1960s.

  Included within this work are stories by Phillip K. Dick, Randall Garrett, Harry Harrison, H. Beam Piper, Edmund Hamilton, Paul Ernst, Fredric Brown, Randall Garrett, Jack Williamson, Stanley Weinbaum, C.M. Kornbluth, and many others.

  This collection is DRM free and includes an active table of contents for easy navigation.

  Contents:

  OPERATION EARTHWORM by Joe Archibald

  AGGRAVATION OF ELMER by Robert Andrew Arthur

  LAST RESORT by Stephen Bartholomew

  WHERE THERE'S HOPE, by Jerome Bixby

  ZERO HOUR by Alexander Blade

  LIGHTER THAN YOU THINK by Nelson Bond

  A PRIZE FOR EDIE by Jesse Franklin Bone

  THE EINSTEIN SEE-SAW by Miles John Breuer

  HALL OF MIRRORS by Fredric Brown

  WEAK ON SQUARE ROOTS by Russell Burton

  HARD GUY by H. B. Carleton

  THE PERFECTIONISTS by Arnold Castle

  COMPETITION by James Causey

  FINAL WEAPON by Everett B. Cole

  BEYOND THE VANISHING POINT by Ray Cummings

  THE GUN by Philip K. Dick

  MAROONED UNDER THE SEA by Paul Ernst

  THE GIFT BEARER by Charles L. Fontenay

  EXILE by H. B. Fyfe

  AFTER A FEW WORDS by Randall Garrett

  THE BLUFF OF THE HAWK by Anthony Gilmore

  CRY FROM A FAR PLANET by Tom Godwin

  THE SECOND SATELLITE by Edmond Hamilton

  TOY SHOP by Harry Harrison

  THE ALTAR AT MIDNIGHT by C.M. Kornbluth

  ALL DAY SEPTEMBER by Roger Kuykendall

  JOIN OUR GANG? by Sterling E. Lanier

  DISTURBING SUN by Philip Latham

  THE YILLIAN WAY by Keith Laumer

  ONE MARTIAN AFTERNOON by Tom Leahy

  JUNIOR ACHIEVEMENT by William Lee

  A BOTTLE OF OLD WINE by Richard O. Lewis

  DAUGHTERS OF DOOM by Herbert Livingston

  G-R-R-R...! by Robert Donald Locke

  NEXT DOOR, NEXT WORLD by Robert Donald Locke

  THE BIG TOMORROW by Paul Lohrman

  THE MAN FROM TIME by Frank Belknap Long

  WHEN I GROW UP by Richard E. Lowe

  AND ALL THE EARTH A GRAVE by C.C. MacApp

  BLACK EYES AND THE DAILY GRIND by Stephen Marlowe

  PUSHBUTTON WAR by Joseph P. Martino

  REX EX MACHINA by Frederic Max

  DEAREST by H. Beam Piper

  SORRY: WRONG DIMENSION by Ross Rocklynne

  THE SECOND VOICE by Mann Rubin

  CREATURES OF VIBRATION by Harl Vincent

  A MARTIAN ODYSSEY by Stanley G. Weinbaum

  THE LAKE OF LIGHT by Jack Williamson

  UNDER ARCTIC ICE by H.G. Winter

  LONESOME HEARTS by Russ Winterbotham

  (5/15) The Golden Age of Science Fiction Volume V: An Anthology of 50 Short Stories

  Various

  Series: 15 [5]

  Published: 2010

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  Halcyon Classics Series

  THE GOLDEN AGE OF SCIENCE FICTION VOLUME V:

  AN ANTHOLOGY OF 50 SHORT STORIES

  Contents

  OPERATION EARTHWORM by Joe Archibald

  AGGRAVATION OF ELMER by Robert Andrew Arthur

  LAST RESORT by Stephen Bartholomew

  WHERE THERE'S HOPE, by Jerome Bixby

  ZERO HOUR by Alexander Blade

  LIGHTER THAN YOU THINK by Nelson Bond

  A PRIZE FOR EDIE by Jesse Franklin Bone

  THE EINSTEIN SEE-SAW by Miles John Breuer

  HALL OF MIRRORS by Fredric Brown

  WEAK ON SQUARE ROOTS by Russell Burton

  HARD GUY by H. B. Carleton

  THE PERFECTIONISTS by Arnold Castle

  COMPETITION by James Causey

  FINAL WEAPON by Everett B. Cole

  BEYOND THE VANISHING POINT by Ray Cummings

  THE GUN by Philip K. Dick

  MAROONED UNDER THE SEA by Paul Ernst

  THE GIFT BEARER by Charles L. Fontenay

  EXILE by H. B. Fyfe

  AFTER A FEW WORDS by Randall Garrett

  THE BLUFF OF THE HAWK by Anthony Gilmore

  CRY FROM A FAR PLANET by Tom Godwin

  THE SECOND SATELLITE by Edmond Hamilton

  TOY SHOP by Harry Harrison

  THE ALTAR AT MIDNIGHT by C.M. Kornbluth

  ALL DAY SEPTEMBER by Roger Kuykendall

  JOIN OUR GANG? by Sterling E. Lanier

  DISTURBING SUN by Philip Latham

  THE YILLIAN WAY by Keith Laumer

  ONE MARTIAN AFTERNOON by Tom Leahy

  JUNIOR ACHIEVEMENT by William Lee

  A BOTTLE OF OLD WINE by Richard O. Lewis

  DAUGHTERS OF DOOM by Herbert Livingston

  G-R-R-R...! by Robert Donald Locke

  NEXT DOOR, NEXT WORLD by Robert Donald Locke

  THE BIG TOMORROW by Paul Lohrman

  THE MAN FROM TIME by Frank Belknap Long

  WHEN I GROW UP by Richard E. Lowe

  AND ALL THE EARTH A GRAVE by C.C. MacApp

  BLACK EYES AND THE DAILY GRIND by Stephen Marlowe

  PUSHBUTTON WAR by Joseph P. Martino

  REX EX MACHINA by Frederic Max

  DEAREST by H. Beam Piper

  SORRY: WRONG DIMENSION by Ross Rocklynne

  THE SECOND VOICE by Mann Rubin

  CREATURES OF VIBRATION by Harl Vincent

  A MARTIAN ODYSSEY by Stanley G. Weinbaum

  THE LAKE OF LIGHT by Jack Williamson

  UNDER ARCTIC ICE by H.G. Winter

  LONESOME HEARTS by Russ Winterbotham

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  Contents

  OPERATION EARTHWORM

  by Joe Archibald

  Here he is again, the irrepressible Septimus Spink, in a tale as rollicking as an elder giant juggling the stars and the planets in his great, golden hands and laughing mirthfully as one tiny world--our own--goes spinning away from him into caverns measureless to man. With specifications drawn to scale, Joe Archibald, whose versatility with the quill never ceases to amaze us, has managed with slangy insouciance to achieve a rare triumph over space and time, and to aureole Spink in a resplendent sunburst of imperishable renown.

  Septimus Spink didn't need to read Jules Verne's "Journey to the Center of the Earth." He had more amazing ideas of his own.

  Interplanetary Press, Circa 2022--Septimus Spink, the first Earthman to reach and return from New Mu in a flying saucer, threw a hydroactive bombshell into the meeting of the leading cosmogonists at the University of Cincinnatus today. The amazing Spink, uninvited, crashed this august body of scientists and laughed at a statement made by Professor Apsox Zalpha as to the origin of Earth and other planets.

  "That theory is older than the discovery of the antiquated zipper," Spink orated. "Ha, you big plexidomes still believe the Earth was condensed from a filament, and was ejected by the sun under the gravitational attraction of a big star passing close to the Earth's surface. First it was a liquid drop and cooling solidified it after a period of a few million years.
You citizens still think it has a liquid core. Some of you think it is pretty hot inside like they had atomic furnaces all fired up. Ha, the exterior ain't so hot either what with taxes we have to pay after seven wars."

  Professor Yzylch Mgogylvy, of the University of Juno, took violent exception to Septimus Spink's derisive attitude and stoutly defended the theory of adiabatic expansion. It was at this juncture that Spink practically disintegrated the meeting.

  "For the last seventy years," he orated, "all we have thought about was outer space. All that we have been hepped up about is what is up in the attic and have forgot the cellar. What proof has any knucklehelmet got that nobody lives far under the coal mines and the oil pockets? Something lives everywhere! Adam never believed anythin' lived in water until he was bit by a crab. Gentlemen, I am announcin' for the benefit of the press and everybody from here to Mars and Jupiter and back that I intend to explore inner space! I have already got the project underway."

  A near panic ensued as representatives of the press made for the audio-viso stellartypes. "You think volcanoes are caused by heat generated far down inside the earth. They are only boils or carbuncles. Awright, where do earthquakes come from?" Here Spink laughed once more. "They are elastic waves sent out through the body of the Earth, huh? Their observed times of transmission give a means of finding their velocities of propagation at great depths. I read that in a book that should be in the Terra-firmament Institute along with the Spirit of St. Louis."

  Septimus Spink walked out at this point, surrounded by Interplanetary scribes, one of whom was Exmud R. Zmorro. Spink informed the Fourteenth Estate that he would let them have a gander at the model of his inner space machine in due time. He inferred that one of his financial backers in the fabulous enterprise was Aquintax Djupont, and that the fact that Djupont had recently been brain-washed at the Neuropsychiatorium in Metropolita had no bearing on the case whatsoever.

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  I am seeing and listening to that news item right now which has been repeated a dozen times the last twenty-four hours as if nobody could believe it. I am Septimus Spink, and descended from a long line of Spinks that began somewhere back at the time they put up the pyramids.

  All my ancestors was never satisfied with what progress they saw during when they lived, and they are the reasons we have got where we are today. And if there was no Spinks today the scientists would get away with saying that the Earth was only a drop from the sun that got a crust on it after millions of years. And they want to send me back to get fitted for a duronylon strait jacket again.

  An hour after I shut off the viso-screen, and while I am taking my calves' liver and onion capsules, my friend and space-lanceman, D'Ambrosia Zahooli comes in. He just qualifies as a spaceman as he takes up very little and is not much easier to look at than a Nougatine. Once D'Ambrosia applied for a plasticectomy but the surgeons at the Muzayo clinic just laughed and told him there was a limit to science even in the year 2022. But the citizen was at home when they divided the brains. Of course that is only my opinion. He is to fly with me into inner space.

  "Greetin's and salutations, and as the Martians say, 'max nabiscum,' Sep," Zahooli says. "I have been figuring that we won't have to go deeper than about four thousand kilometers. All that is worryin' me is gettin' back up. I still do not fully believe that we won't melt. Supposin' Professor Zalpha is right and that we will dive down into a core of live iron ore. You have seen them pour it out of the big dippers in the mills, Sep."

  "Columbus started off like us," I says. "Who knew what he would find or where he ended up? Chris expected to fall right off the edge of the world, but did that scare him? No!"

  "Of course you can count on me," Zahooli says. "When do we start building this mechanical mole?"

  "In just two days," I says. "Our backers have purchased an extinct spaceship factory not far from Commonwealth Seven. Yeah, we will call our project 'Operation Earthworm,' pal."

  D'Ambrosia sits down and starts looking chicken. "We wouldn't get no astrogator in his right mind to go with us, Sep. How many times the thrust will we need over what we would use if we was just cutting space? We start out in about a foot of topsoil, then some hard rock and then more hard rock. Can we harness enough energy to last through the diggin'? Do you mind if I change my mind for a very good reason which is that I'm an awful coward?"

  "Of course not," I says. "It would be a coincidence if you quit though, my dear old friend, and right after Coordinator One found out who was sipping Jovian drambuie on a certain space bistro last Monday with his Venutian wife."

  "You have sold me," Zahooli says. "I wouldn't miss this trip for one of those four-legged turkey farms up in Maine. It is kind of frustratin' though, don't you think, Septimus? We are still not thirty and could live another hundred years what with the new arteries they are making out of Nucrolon and the new tickers they are replacing for the old ones."

  "Let us look over the model again," I says. "You are just moody today, D'Ambrosia."

  It still looks like it would work to me. It is just a rocket ship pointed toward terra firma instead of the other way, and has an auger fixed in place at the nose. It is about twenty feet long and four feet wide and made out of the strongest metal known to modern science, cryptoplutonite. It won't heat up or break off and it will start spinning around as soon as we cut loose with the tail blasts.

  "How much time do we need and how much energy for only four thousand kilometers?" I asks Zahooli. "We got enough stored up to go seventy million miles into space? We'll cross that bridge when we get to the river."

  "You mean the Styx?"

  "That is one thing I will not believe," I sniff. "We will never find Attila the Hun or Hitler down there. Or Beelzebub."

  All at once we hear a big rumbling noise and the plexidomed house we are in shakes and rattles and we are knocked out of our chairs and deposited on the seats of our corylon rompers. The viso-screen blacks out, I get to all fours and ask, "You think the Nougatines have gone to war again, D'Ambrosia?"

  "It was not mice," Zahooli gulps. "It is either a hydroradium plant backfired or a good old-fashioned earthquake."

  After a while we have the viso-screen working. The face of Coordinator Five appears. He says the worst earthquake in five centuries has happened. There is a crack in the real estate of Department X6 near the Rockies that makes the Grand Canyon look like a kid just scraped a stick through some mud. Infra-Red Cross units, he says, are rocketing to the area.

  "There might be somethin' goin' on inside this earth," I says. "If you don't poke a hole in a baked potato its busts right open from heat generated inside. Our project, D'Ambrosia, seems even more expedient than ever."

  "That is a new word for 'insane' I must look up," Zahooli says.

  Professor Apsox Zalpha comes out with a statement the next morning. He says the quake confirms his theory that the inside of the Earth is as hot as a Venutian calypso number, and that gases are being generated by the heat and that we haven't volcanoes enough on the surface to allow them to escape.

  Exmud R. Zmorro comes and asks me if I have an opinion.

  "Ha," I laugh. "I have many on file in the Neuropsychiatorium. Just go and take your pick. However, I will give you one ad lib and sub rosa. There is more downstairs than Professor Zalpha dreams about. Who is he to say there is no civilization in inner space as well as outer? How do we know that there is not a globe inside a globe with some kind of space or atmosphere in between?"

  Exmud R. Zmorro says thanks and leaves in quite a hurry. I snap off the gadget and head for my rocket jeep, and fifteen seconds later I am walking into the factory where a hundred citizens are already at work on the inner spaceship. It is listing a little to port from the quake but the head mech says it will be all straightened out in a few hours. It is just a skeleton ship at the moment with the auger already in place and the point about three feet into the ground.

  D'Ambrosia Zahooli comes in and says he has been to see Commander Bizmuth Aquinox. "He will gi
ve just enough of the atom pile for seventy million miles," he says. "And only enough superhydrogenerated radium to push us twenty million miles, Sep. I think we should write to Number One. I explained to the space brass that we have got to come up again after going down and have to reverse the blast tubes. It is radium we have to have to make the return trip. I says a half a pound would do it. You know what I think? I bet they don't believe we'll ever git back. And was their laughs dirty!"

  "Skeptics have lived since the beginnin' of time," I scoff. "They laughed at Leonardo da Vinci, Columbus, Edison, a guy named Durante. Even the guy who first sat down at a pianer. We will take what we can git, pal, and then come back and laugh at them."

  "I wish you was more convincin'," D'Ambrosia says. "I have claustrophobia and would hate to git stuck in an over-sized fountain pen halfway to the middle of this earth."

  "Hand me those plans," I says sharply. "And stop scarin' me."

  Three months later we have it made. Technicians come from four planets to look at the Magnificent Mole. The area is alive with members of the Interplanetary Press, the Cosmic News Bureau, and the Universe Feature Service. Two perspiring citizens arrive and tear up two insurance policies right in front of my eyes. An old buddy of mine in the war against the Nougatines says he wants to go with me. His name is Axitope Wurpz. He has been flying cargo between Earth and Parsnipia and says he is quite unable to explain certain expense items in his book. A Parsnipian D.A. is trying to serve him a subpoena.

  "You are in, Axie," I says. "A crew of three is enough as that is about all the oxygen we can store up. Meet D'Ambrosia Zahooli."

  "Why is he wearing a mask?" Wurpz quips.

  "You are as funny as a plutonium crutch," Zahooli says.

  "No hard feelin's," Wurpz says, and takes a small flask out of his pocket. "We will drink to Operation Earthworm."

  As might have been expected, we run into some snags. The Euthanasia Society serve us with papers as they maintain nobody can commit suicide in the year 2022 without permission from the Board. Gulflex and other oil companies protest to Number One as they say we might open up a hole that will spill all the petroleum out of the earth all at once, so fast they couldn't refine it. A spark could ignite it and set the globe on fire like it was a brandied Christmas pudding. But then another earthquake shakes Earth from the rice fields of China to the llamas in Peru just when it looks as if we were about to be tossed into an outer space pokey.